Once I rode a giant squid...

Writer. Filmophile. Horror buff. Editor/musician liaison for HEAVEmedia. Wants to be a robot.

The best Valentines Day gift of all

Dan:
Shit Amy says
Rob told me
Rob is working

Alex:
I’m brown

Dan:
I was with Rob
I beat up kids
My mom said

Meredith:
I tried making cupcakes but got too drunk
I went there for my supper club!

Dan:
Tyler looked at me

Meredith:
Dan! Have you seen this Doctor Who video?!

Alex:
hahaha I AM DYING

Dan:
I AM DYING

Alex:
AMY WE LOVE YOU